July 22, 2008

Got my tchotsky? Marketing with baubles, bangles, gizmos, widgets and doodahs

A tchotsky - also sometimes called a feelie or a widget, I’m not making this up, honest - is a promotional object that can be sent out with a marketing mailing. I’ve been acting as a UK mail monitor for my client Untangle, and their latest direct mail campaign has included some really cool tchotskyage. My favourite is the Little Green Man:

Ready for duty, Captain Copywriter, sir!
The deal with a tchotsky is that it’s cool and fun - and, therefore, the kind of thing that’s likely to hang around on a prospect’s desk a long time after the paper components of a DM package have been passed on, lost or thrown out. The tchotsky sits there, with your logo on it, constantly reminding the prospect of your company’s existence.

All staff are put through a rigorous physical training programme
A good tchotsky shouldn’t have a practical function as its main purpose - branded tea and coffee mugs are fine, for example, but tchotskies they ain’t, because they’re too mundane and useful. The defining feature should be coolness or cuteness. Or, as in the case of the LGM, both.

Flee! Flee for your lives! It's waking up!

Untangle’s Little Green Man doesn’t live on my desk because he tells me the time, but because he has personality. Choose a good tchotsky and you can buy permanent advertising space that stays right in front of your customers’ eyes, every working day - for pennies.

3 Comments »

  1. Comment by Dan — July 23, 2008 @ 8:57 am

    You seeing little green men again Bill? I’ve told you about watching too much Star Trek…

    Cool tchotsky.

  2. Comment by Johnny — July 23, 2008 @ 12:51 pm

    Before now, there was a Weird Al lyric from his “eBay song” that always confused me:

    “I’ll buy your tchotskies, sell me your watch please.”

    I wondered what ‘chots’ were and why they might need to be locked in the first place.

  3. Comment by admin — July 23, 2008 @ 1:29 pm

    Hello chaps - ta for the comments. Now’s probably a good time to announce that I’ve finally sorted out Akismet, the Wordpress antispam plugin, so I no longer have to wade through boatloads of crap to dig out legit comments.

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