June 2, 2008

Mind that child!

A big hello to the folks at the National Childminding Association. They recently commissioned me to write a feature for their members’ magazine, Who Minds? The piece is about how to develop a web presence on a budget and is aimed at child self-employed sole traders. It’s in this month’s issue of the mag, and may appear on their website - I’ll post a link as and when.

On the subject of magazines, I’ve got a bunch of features coming up in Business Matters over the next month or so, and my new blog is launching on the BM site soon. Again, I’ll post the link when it’s up and running.

Comments (0)

May 28, 2008

This is the sort of chap we need

Milton 002

I took this when I was in London last week. It’s a floor tomb from the priory church of St. Bartholomew the Great in West Smithfield, just outside the line of the old City walls.

I’ve no idea whether the late Mr. Thornell’s piety and virtues really were ‘worthy of imitation’. What I do know, by golly, is that the decline in the number of British hair merchants since 1757 is greatly to be lamented.

Comments (3)

May 27, 2008

Back in the loop

After more than a month of solid work on the latest Which? project, I’m busy getting back to normal. With a bit of luck I’ll be able to show you the fruits of my labours soon (it involved the new version of the W? website, which is still being tweaked before going live.)

In the meantime I’m resuming normal service, so if you have any projects you’d like to discuss, get in touch!

Comments (0)

May 1, 2008

Seen in Adwords

Johnny Depp T Shirt -As seen on Amy Winehouse in Heat!”

 

Thank God for accurately-used prepositions.

Comments (0)

Advice to a would-be copywriter

As I’ve barely got time to sneeze at the moment, let alone write blog entries, I’ve been casting around for something quick and easy to post. Here it is, from the email archives: a note I sent to a would-be copywriter from UK Business Forums a couple of years back. Hope it’s useful.

* * *

Hi Grant:

Definitely read Bly and Ogilvy. The problem with a lot of copywriting
books out there is that they’re aimed at writing ads - i.e., they
reflect a pre-internet mentality. Most web copywriting involves
writing longer copy. The Diana Wimbs book I mentioned is good, and do
make a point of reading that Orwell essay if you haven’t already -
it’s available online at:

http://www.mtholyoke.edu/acad/intrel/orwell46.htm

Everytime Orwell uses the word “politics” mentally replace it with “marketing”!

As for what changes to make to this site, you need to identify what’s
wrong. Good copy has three attributes:

1. Clarity

2. Simplicity

3. Orientation around benefits

To elaborate on (3) a bit further: as you’ve probably already grasped
from the stuff you’ve read, people don’t buy features, they buy
benefits. So if you’re flogging a vacuum cleaner you don’t say it
“cleans ten square meters in one minute”. You say “it cleans your home
quickly - leaving more time for relaxation!”. That’s a cheesy example,
but you get the idea.

I just can’t stress enough how important it is to work really hard on
your written English. I’m incredibly self-critical, and I hate making
mistakes - though like everybody else, I do make them. When you’re
dealing with clients or posting in forums or sending email or doing
ANYTHING that shows off your English to the outside world, up to and
including writing a note for the milkman, make sure it’s as perfect as
possible. That’s the ideal, anyway; I don’t live up to it, but it’s
important to aspire to it. Anything that goes to clients should be
spot-on perfect: that means not just the copy but email, invoices, MSN
messages - the lot.

Kill the fancy language - it’s your worst enemy. Remember that Ogilvy
quote about using everyday language. People don’t “invest in” books,
they “buy” them. They don’t talk about an “enterprise” when they mean
a “job”. Also beware of useless adjectives and adverbs: what’s the
point in calling yourself a “complete novice”? “Novice” means someone
who is new to something - so you either are one or you’re not.
“Complete” isn’t needed. OK - I’m being hypercritical and
hypocritical: I’m guilty of sins like that too, but it’s important to
realise that they are sins. From what I’ve seen your use of English is
well above average, but you need to be in the top tenth of the top
percentile of the population to cut it as a copywriter

With enough drive you will probably get there. But I’d suggest that
you need to spend at least a month or so working on your English
skills. Obviously the writing of yours that I’ve seen is probably not
representative of your best stuff, but you make more small errors than
most copywriters I know. Copywriting is often time-critical and you
need to be able to spot mistakes fast. Spelling and grammar checkers
are good, but not to be relied on for perfection. Being a good writer
is like being a good pianist - learn a bit of theory and practise,
practise, practise. Eventually you’ll get better. Like I said, if you
want to be a good writer you MUST read widely. Good style can’t be
taught - it rubs off. Get down to Waterstones!

As for what I mean when I say copywriting is hard, I mean exactly what
I say - it’s hard. I don’t know if you’ve ever tried writing a sonnet:
fourteen lines of iambic pentameter, rhyming something like
ABABCDCDFEFGG. If you haven’t, try it. Writing a hundred words of copy
for a clients’ homepage should cause you just as much strain and
stress and should take just as long.

One of the problems of being a copywriter is that people often think
it’s easy, simply because it involves manipulating the English
language, which we all speak every day and all have at least a GCSE
in, if we’re reasonably bright and we live in the UK. Once again, the
sonnet analogy is a good one: when you’re writing copy you should be
thinking about the implications of word choice, the sound and rhythm
of the individual words and any subtext you may be introducing -
deliberately or otherwise.

Hope that’s useful.

~B

Comments (2)

April 23, 2008

Yes, yes, I know…

I’ve been busy, all right? I’m currently working on another big project for Which? - I’ll write more about it when I have some time.

Meanwhile, seeing as you’re here in search of something fascinating to read (why else?) you could try this piece by Jamie Whyte in today’s Times, a reminder of why that organ is still the greatest newspaper on earth; or this entertaining essay on H.L. Mencken - one of my all time heroes, and I don’t have many - that I discovered earlier, when I was trying to think of a headline for an article on kids’ food advertising (don’t ask.)

Normal service, whatever that may be, will resume shortly.

Comments (0)

April 2, 2008

Twitter: a very varied enigma

OK… so what are my thoughts on Twitter now I’ve been signed up for a few days?

I thought I’d better write something about it, as there seems to be a vague feeling in the online community that it’s quite difficult to pin down why Twitter is so good. See, for example, Rex’s post on the subject, which Anita told me about. Via Twitter, natch.

In no particular order, Twitter:

  • tightens up existing networks;
  • reveals the people behind the names. I had no idea that Mark wore a flat cap, a piece of information I find quite immoderately funny;
  • is an easy and informal way of getting to know new people
  • …and makes it simple for them to follow me;
  • offers a way of promoting news, projects and blog posts without having to make a big fuss;
  • is beautifully unobtrusive;
  • integrates smoothly and quickly with the rest of my online existence (Facebook, blog sidebar)…
  • …without trying to take over my life;
  • gives me a choice. (Updates to my phone? Not for now, thanks);
  • is tasteful. No Pirates/Zombies/What’s My Stripper Name-s on this network, oh no;
  • acts as a constant reminder that I’m not alone in this mad self-employment malarky;
  • gives me control over what I receive. Twitterspam? I think not;
  • is surprisingly good entertainment;
  • is haiku rather than epic;
  • is a public conversation;
  • is, if not Web 3.0, then at least Web 2.1.

Any more, anyone?

Technorati Tags:

Comments (1)

Re: yesterday’s post on direct response

Careful readers may recall I touched on flash ads as direct response mechanisms. I was thinking of doing an analysis of one, but it looks like the good folks at iqcontent have beaten me to it, and said a load of other interesting stuff into the bargain.

A great analysis, and a lovely site they’ve got there, too - first time I’ve come across it, and it’s well worth a look.

Comments (0)

April 1, 2008

Direct response copywriting: a few thoughts

ogilvy logoYesterday I posted a video of David Ogilvy explaining his basic philosophy of advertising. You could sum up his view like this: benefits-oriented, direct response ads (which often, but not always, use long copy) are more effective than ‘arty’, creative ads (which often, but not always, use short copy).

It’s worth defining a few terms before we go any further with this.

First, Ogilvy is defining effectiveness, as always, in terms of sales. You might think that was obvious, but there are plenty of people who will tell you that ‘brand awareness’ - which, of course, is much more difficult to measure than raw sales - can be an equally satisfactory outcome for a marketing campaign. The idea is that a brand-orientated ad might not stimulate readers or viewers to buy the product immediately, or even include a call to action encouraging them to do so in the way that direct response marketing would. Rather, it plants the idea of the brand in their heads, so the next time they’re wandering around some retail space and they see a product with that brand on the shelf, they’re more likely to buy it than a competing product.

Ogilvy wouldn’t have disputed that planting the idea of a future purchase is vital for forms of advertising where a truly direct response isn’t always possible - TV for instance - but he disapproved of oblique, non-direct pitches that purported to promote the brand without hammering the benefits of individual products. That type of ad, he suspected, was written more with advertising awards ceremonies in mind than with a specific sales-oriented goal.

Second, ‘creative’ isn’t necessarily a taboo word to those of us who write a lot of direct response (or DR-inspired) copy. Ogilvy does not deprecate creativity - he simply believes that creative effort in the marketing business should exist to drive sales, rather than for its own sake.

His view, essentially, is a common-sense one. ‘Look,’ he seems to say to those with artistic inclinations, ‘if you want to use your talent in the service of art, go and write a novel or paint a picture. Only enter the world of advertising if you’re happy to sublimate that talent to the ultimate necessity of sales.’

It is, therefore, possible to create great direct response-inspired advertising and still be creative. Classic pieces of copywriting genius like ‘for mash make Smash’ and ‘happiness is a cigar called Hamlet’ may seem elegant (or clever-clever, depending on your point of view), but they undeniably focus on eliciting a type of direct response - a specific desire in the mind of a customer to buy a specific product.

The difference between DR-inspired ads and ‘branding’ ads, therefore, is the focus on the product. In fact, a better way of defining the difference is to talk about brand advertising and product advertising.

Notice that within the description of product advertising I’m drawing a distinction between ‘direct response’ advertising and advertising that is derived from, or inspired by, direct response. An ad that is designed to promote a direct response no longer, in these days of instant clickability, has to use any of the classic DR techniques. In fact, a DR ad in an online environment might look like a branding ad, carrying the simplicity and entertainment/artistic value of the latter while demanding the response (a click) of the former. Flash banner ads are a good example.

But Ogilvy’s insistence that DR should be the basis of all advertising still holds good, even in the online environment: you want to ensure that the people who click the ad are pre-qualified - that they know exactly what type of product they’re going to look at when they click, and have at least half an interest in buying it. Otherwise you risk paying for very large numbers of clicks from people who aren’t really bothered about the product.

Ogilvy’s most interesting assertion, to my mind, is that ‘originality is the most dangerous word in the lexicon of advertising’. That’s a bit of a loaded statement, because although it makes sense to use tried and tested tactics, without innovation the industry wouldn’t move forward. Ogilvy himself was a great originator. I suppose what he’s arguing against is originality for originality’s sake - again, the kind of thinking on the part of copywriters and designers that is derived more from frustrated creative urges than a wish to increase a client’s sales.

Technorati Tags: , , ,

Comments (0)

March 31, 2008

Ogilvy lays down the law

‘…headlines and copy about the product and its benefits sell more than cute headlines and poetic copy. You know to a dollar.’

‘Originality: the most dangerous word in the lexicon of advertising.’

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you Mr. David Ogilvy. Discussion to follow…

Technorati Tags: , ,

Comments (1)
« Newer PostsOlder Posts »